The Waterboy1998

[Bobby Boucher and Vicki are ready to drive off in his JUST MARRIED lawnmower, but a car suddenly stops in front of them and a seemingly retarded man appears]

Roberto:
Bobby? It's me! Your dad! Roberto!

Bobby Boucher:
Dad?

Roberto:
You know, I've seen you on the ESPN, when they was talkin' about you bein' drafted by the NFL.

Bobby:
I'm not going to the NFL. I'm gonna stay in school and graduate.

Roberto:
The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me can be partners! Just like that Tiger Woods and his dad! [as he sees Mama bolting towards him in rage] Uh-oh.

[Mama decks Roberto out of revenge for abandoning both her and Bobby years ago. The crowd cheers to this]

Bobby Boucher:
Nice hit, Mama!

Mama Boucher:
Thanks, baby. Now go on, have fun becomin' a man.