Wayne's World 21993

Wayne:
[enters gas station] Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?

Bad Actor:
Uh...

Wayne:
Gordon Street, Gordon Street!

Bad Actor:
Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.

Wayne:
[looks at camera] Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.

[person from set crew comes in and replaces actor with Charlton Heston]

Good Actor:
Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.

Wayne:
[choking back tears] Thank you.