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Brad:
Although you are forgetting one thing.

David:
What?

Brad:
You don't have a f***ing choice.

[David and Kenny are hanging out on steps of their building]

Kenny:
So, now you gotta be an even bigger drug dealer?

David:
Drug smuggler, Kenny, there's a difference.

Kenny:
Well, you know you probably gonna get searched at the border, I mean, no offence, but you look like a total drug dealer.

David:
No sh*t. Thanks dude.

Kenny:
You could wear a disguise.

David:
What?

Kenny:
A disguise.

David:
Okay, thats what I thought you said. So, a disguise, so what I should dress like, I dont know, whats hot this halloween these days. Maybe I could wear a mask like Bane, from Batman something like that on some of my f***ing face. [Puts on Bane voice and hand up to mouth] "Oh there's no drugs in here, you have nothing to worry about"; Yeah, good idea.

RV driver:
Hey, pardon me, sure hate to bug you fellows but I'm trying to get the fam off to the zoo and I'm all lost so if you could help..

David:
Yeah, f*** off real life Flanders.

[Police officer tells RV driver that there is no parking here and gives RV driver directions and David has an epiphany]

David:
Holy f***ing sh*t! Thank you dick heads!