We're the Millers2013

[Casey and Scottie P. are about to leave]

Rose:
Wait a second, hold on come here. I'd like to have a little chat with your friend

Casey:
Are you kidding me?

Rose:
I am not kidding you. Would you please have a seat?

Casey:
What is going on?

Rose:
So, Scottie P., what exactly do you for a living?

Casey:
Oh, Mom!

Scottie P.:
I work for P&J Amusements. I maintain the monkey maze, if you know what I'm saying.

David:
What the hell is a monkey maze?

Scottie P.:
Oh, it's like terrifying death trap, but, for little kids.

David:
Hey, thats are some cool tats, man.

Scottie P.:
Ah, for real, thanks bro. You see the cobra?

David:
What is these one? Whats the one right there?

Scottie P.:
Oh, these, thats my credo. [Pulls down shirt collar to reveal "NO RAGRETS"]

David:
No regrets; How 'bout that you have no regrets?

Casey:
Dad... [Casey flips off both David and Rose behind Scottie P.'s back with both hand]

Scottie P.:
No. Not one.

David:
Like not even single letter?

Scottie P.:
No way... uh huh, at least, not me [laughs].

Casey:
Dad... I love him.

David:
I think he's great. I think he's real winner Casey. If I were you, I wouldn't use protection, have fun. Scottie P. you're the man [High fives him]

Scottie P.:
Yeah? For real. Nice meeting you man. Alright, you too. [Casey gets on Scottie P.'s motorcycle and he speeds off, narrowly missing people on the campsite]

David:
[To Rose] Come on, she'll gonna be fine. Tattooed kid on a motorcycle, no helmet. Actually, she might already be pregnant.