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Ludicrous (Andrew Hicks):
Uh, Mister of Misery, dude, sir, um, did you change your name again, cuz, like, you got fired again?

Master of Misery:
I wasn't fired, I was *downsized!* (to the audience) The producers gave this part to me because Carmen wasn't available.

Ludicrous (Andrew Hicks):
Oh. Well, like, maybe they shoulda called you *and* William Shatner, cuz, like, he keeps doing parts, and nobody likes him either! (Laughs)

Master of Misery:
Ludicrous, you're interrupting! Never interrupt my evil speeches! This is exposition! *This is where I rant and rave about all the evil, vile stuff I'm gonna do!*

Ludicrous (Andrew Hicks):
Dude, you're like, *way* stressed out. Uh, I think you need to chill...

Master of Misery:
(Grabs Ludicrous by the collar, shakes him repeatedly) *I don't want to chill!* *Stress...makes...me...HAPPY!*