The Lorax2012

The Lorax:
Did you chop down this tree?

The Once-ler:
Uhh... No. Who did it?ǃ [gasps] What's that? [the Lorax looks back and Once-ler drops his axe on Pipsqueak the Bar-ba-loot] I think he did it.

The Lorax:
[growls] Leave! Vacate the premises! Take your axe and get out!

The Once-ler:
And who are you? [pokes the Lorax]

The Lorax:
Hey, hey! I-I'm the Lorax! Guardian of the forest. I speak for the trees. [The Once-ler stares at him] So, you're telling me, that you didn't see me magically appear out of that stump. With all the lightning and thunder and stuff. You didn't see any of that?

The Once-ler:
No, but that sounds amazing. Can I see some of that?

The Lorax:
Uhh, yeah, I could show you. But that's not how it works.