Airport 19751974

Mrs. Patroni:
Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she... she's in constant touch with the tower.

Barney:
You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?

Mrs. Patroni:
[whispering] Would you please keep your voice down.

Barney:
S-s-sure... [Barney becomes histerycal] The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess...

[Mrs Devaney hands Barney a large Whiskey]

Mrs Devaney:
Here...

Barney:
Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink.

Mrs Devaney:
[Looking confused] Well what difference does it make now?

Barney:
You're right. [Barney takes drink from Mrs Devaney and takes gulp of Whiskey] No difference.