Apollo 131995

Jim Lovell:
Well, between Jack's back taxes and the Fred Haise Show, I'd say that was a pretty successful broadcast.

CAPCOM:
That was an excellent show, Odyssey.

Jack Swigert:
Thank you very much, Houston.

CAPCOM:
We've a couple of housekeeping procedures for you. We'd like you to roll right to 0-6-0 and null your rates.

Jack Swigert:
Roger that. Rolling right, 0-6-0. [presses the buttons. The craft begins rolling right]

CAPCOM:
And if you could give your oxygen tanks a stir.

Jack Swigert:
Roger that. [flips the switches to activate the tank fans. Suddenly, one tank explodes and the alarm begins buzzing] Hey, we've got a problem here.

Jim Lovell:
What did you do?

Jack Swigert:
Nothing. I stirred the tanks.

CAPCOM:
Uh, this is Houston. Say again, please?

Jim Lovell:
Houston, we have a problem.