Apollo 131995

CAPCOM:
Jack, you'll be happy to hear that we contacted President Nixon, and he's gonna grant you an extension on your income taxes, since you are... most decidedly out of the country.

Jack Swigert:
Roger that, Houston. That's wonderful news.

Dr. Chuck:
Tell them they have to sleep. Haise is running a fever of 104.

CAPCOM:
Uh, Thirteen. Listen, we've had another request from the Flight Surgeon that you fellas get some more sleep. He doesn't like his readings down here.

Jim Lovell:
[rips off his bio-med sensors] Let's see how he feels about this. I'm sick and tired of the entire Western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning!

Dr. Chuck:
Flight, I just lost Lovell.

CAPCOM:
Uh, Thirteen. This is Houston. Jim, we just had a drop out on your bio-med sensors.

Jim Lovell:
I'm not wearing my bio-med sensors, Houston.

CAPCOM:
[pause] Okay, Jim. Copy that.

[Lovell looks over at Haise and Swigert, who proceed in turn to remove their bio-med sensors as well]

Dr. Chuck:
Flight! Now I'm losing all three of them!

Gene Kranz:
It's just a little medical mutiny, Doc. I'm sure the guys are still with us. Let's cut 'em some slack, okay?