But I'm a Cheerleader1999

Megan:
What tendencies? Why would you think I'm a...

Megan's Mom:
You've been trying to make us eat this tofu.

Mike:
In diet, watch for a switch to vegetarianism.

Kimberly:
You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker, just these. [shows a photo of a girl in bikini]

Mike:
Mm-hmm.

Megan's Dad:
And these. [her parents show a Melissa Etheridge poster and a Georgia O'Keeffe inspired painting]

Mike:
Sexual, even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating. Gay iconography.

Jared:
You don't even like to kiss me.

Her friends [all together]:
It's true.

Megan:
I can't believe this.

Mike:
Denial is a normal part of the healing process that we'll explore at True Directions.

Megan:
Healing?

Megan's Mom:
Like rehab, honey. Homosexuals Anonymous.

Mary:
Looks like we got you just in time. What are you? About 17?

Megan's Dad:
Yes!

Mary:
Almost lost her to college. It’s so much harder once they’ve been through all that liberal arts brainwashing, but we’ve saved a few.