A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story1983

Director: Jean Sheppard
A Christmas Story is a 1983 film, set in the 1940s, about a boy who has to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder BB gun really is the perfect Christmas gift. more »



Ralphie:
Ok, Black Bart now you get yours!

[In the backyard, Ralphie is aiming at a target with his new BB rifle. He shoots at the left side of the target; the force bounces off the target and hits his cheek, knocking him to the ground.]

Ralphie (as an adult):
[narrating] Oh, my God! I shot my eye out!

Santa Claus:
[in Ralphie's head] You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Mrs. Parker and Miss Shields:
[in Ralphie's head with a sing-song] You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!

Santa Claus:
[in Ralphie's head; at the same time] Ho ho ho!

Mrs. Parker:
[from the kitchen while she's working on the turkey] Ralphie, you be careful out there! Don't shoot your eye out!

Ralphie (as an adult):
[narrating] She hadn't seen! She didn't know! My eye's all right. The BB must've hit my glasses. [Removes his fingers and just sees blood.] My glasses! Oh, no! Where are my glasses?! Few things brought such swift and terrible retribution on a kid as a pair of busted glasses.

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