Dazed and Confused1993

Mike:
Look, I've got a confession to make.

Tony:
What do you mean a confession?

Mike:
You know how for like the last year or so I've been talking about going to law school so I can become a ACLU lawyer to be in a position to help people getting f***ed over and all that? Well I'm standing in line at the post office yesterday you know, and I'm looking around and everybody's looking really pathetic you know what I mean. Like people have just got drool sticking there, and like this guy's bending over and you can see the crack of his ass. It was all just like wife beaters, it was.. Anyway. I realize that I just don't want to do it. You know what I mean? It sounds good and all but I just have to confront the fact that I really don't like the people I've been talking about helping out. You know what I'm saying? I don't like people period. I mean you guys are okay. I don't know. I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Tony:
So you're not going to law school? What do you want to do?

Mike:
I wanna dance!