Eight Legged Freaks2002

(In Ashley's truck. Ashley and her boyfriend Brett are kissing.)

Ash:
Hey, Brett, slow down.

Brett:
But I thought you loved me.

Ash:
I do. I do. It's just - it's just -

Brett:
What?

Ash:
I just - don't want to lose my virginity in the front seat of a truck. Uh.

Brett:
(laughing) Then why didn't you say so, I've got a blanket out in the back!

Ash:
No, Brett, no, that's not it, I just don't think I'm ready!

Brett:
Tom and Sally do it every night.

Ash:
So fine, call them, I'm not like everyone else you know.

(Brett continues kissing her.)

Ash:
Hey, Brett, I'm warning you -

(Brett forcefully kisses her)

Ash:
Brett, I'm warning you, OK, stop!

Brett:
I just can't help it... you bring out the beast in me! (Continues kissing)

Ash:
Hey, Brett, get off! (Electrocutes him in the balls with her stun gun. Brett screams and falls out of the jeep. Ash giggles and Brett pisses his pants.)

Brett:
Goddammit, I pissed my pants! Hey, don't you think you're overreacting a bit, I was just complimenting a ?

Ash:
(Furiously) Overreacting? You know, I can't believe my mum was worried about you, do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? :(Slams door shut and drives off.)

Brett:
(Shouts from ground) Hey, Ash! Hey Ash, wait! I'm sorry!

(On the sand dunes, mutated Habronattus orbus appear.)