Full Metal Jacket1987

Hartman:
[To Privates Joker and Cowboy] As soon as you finish your bunks, I want you two turds to clean the head.

Joker & Cowboy:
Sir, aye-aye, sir!

Hartman:
I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.

Joker & Cowboy:
Sir, yes, sir!

Hartman:
Private Joker, do you believe in The Virgin Mary?

Joker:
Sir, no, sir!

Hartman:
Well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly.

Joker:
Sir, the private said "No, sir," sir!

Hartman:
Why, you little maggot; You make me wanna vomit! [Slaps Joker across the face] You Goddamn communist heathen. You had best sound off that you love The Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now, you do love The Virgin Mary, don't you?

Joker:
Sir, negative, sir!

Hartman:
Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?

Joker:
Sir, negative, sir! Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong, and the Senior Drill Instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir!

Hartman:
Who's your squad leader, scumbag?

Joker:
Sir, the private's squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!

Hartman:
Private Snowball!

Snowball:
Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!

Hartman:
Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker is promoted to squad leader.