Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back2001

[Jay and Silent Bob recognize Jason Biggs in a Silent Bob costume and James Van Der Beek in a Jay costume]

Jay:
Hey, wait a second! Aren't you that guy that f***ed the pie?

Jason Biggs:
See, man? [takes his fake beard and fake mustache off] You see, it's never... It's never "Hey! Hey, you were in Loser, weren't ya?" or "Dude, you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that f***ing pie. [throws them and his Silent Bob hat and wig to the ground] HAUNTED by it!

James Van Der Beek:
You put your dick in a pie?

Jason Biggs:
Enough! [sighs] Jason Biggs.

Jay:
Yo, man. Did you really get the third base with that Russian chick like in the movie?

Jason Biggs:
You mean Shannen? No.

Jay:
Man, she is f***ing fine. If I was you, I would've been like... [does some gestures] Ooh. [softly] Just like that. Like that? [to Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek] What, you never did one of these? [pretends he's making out] Wait, wait.

James Van Der Beek:
[takes his Jay hat and wig off] Done plenty of that, my friend.

Jay:
Holy sh*t, you're the Dawson!

James Van Der Beek:
James, actually. James Van Der Beek.