Just One of the Guys1985

Terry:
I bet you're a little confused.

Rick:
I think I understand.

Terry:
I know I should've told you sooner, but, uh... I didn't. Um... I'm a...

Rick:
[cuts her off] Terry, I know. You're gay.

Terry:
I'm not gay.

Rick:
Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.

Terry:
I'm a girl. I'm a woman.

Rick:
[chuckles] Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper.

[Terry opens her tuxedo shirt and reveals her breasts to Rick]

Rick:
Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?

Terry:
I'm sorry.

Rick:
Where do you get off having tits?

Terry:
There was this contest, and I needed prove it, but then I stayed and I met you. And you're so wonderful that...

Rick:
Sh*t... I can't believe this.

Terry:
Rick, I know you're mad, but I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me that I just...

Rick:
Then this whole thing was bullshit. Major bullshit.

...

[Terry kisses Rick in front of everybody at the prom]

Rick:
[pushes Terry off him] It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.