Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events2004

Lemony Snicket:
And so, the Baudelaire children went to Peru and together had wonderful adventures with their loving and new guardian. The End. These are the words I desperately wish I could type. Oh, I would give anything to say that the story ends here. But alas, my mission is not to weave happy endings where they do not occur, but to report the actual events in the lives of the unfortunate Baudelaire children. And as much as it pains me, I must confess that their troubles had only just begun. And it did so with two musical notes. [Stephano rings the doorbell]