Lord of the Flies1990

Ralph:
The reason I'm calling this assembly is, too much people are screwing around when they should be working. I mean there's a bunch of things. Some kids don't even know when to use the bathroom.

Tony:
Yeah. There's this one kid, the other day he took a sh*t in his pants and then sat in it! I'm not naming names because it's possible, Mikey couldn't help it!

[The boys laugh and tease Mikey]

Piggy:
Everybody shut those goddamn mouths! Ralph's got the conch!

Ralph:
All I mean is we have to have more discipline, and more spearfishing. We've gotta have real food.

Rapper:
[Offscreen] We should be hunting pigs

Ralph:
That's all I got to say. Anyone else want the conch?

Luke:
Some jerk-off stole my pocketknife.

Steve:
Yeah, things are disappearing all over.

Will:
What are we gonna do with thieves when we catch 'em?

[The boys all start all shouting out their opinions]

Tony:
Shove their dick in the conch!

Sam:
Put a stick up their butt! Ram it in there!

Ralph:
OK, OK! We can't have kids stealing and just running wild. We're gonna have to have stricter rules. And hand out demerits, I guess.

[The boys scoff and joke at the idea]

Roger:
Demerits?

Rapper:
Demerits for grand larceny?

Will:
Eat sh*t and die!

Jack:
[Pumping a fist in the air] YEAH!

[The boys all continue laughing out of excitement. Peter goes up to Ralph, and the boys all stop]

Peter:
Sir?

[Ralph looks at Peter]

Peter:
Are we ever going home?

Ralph:
Of course we are. As soon as they see our signal.

Peter:
Jack says that we're never gonna be rescued.

Ralph:
No, you misunderstood him, that's not what he meant.

Jack:
That's exactly what I meant. There's eight million islands out here. Why should they find this one?

Ralph:
[To Peter] Don't listen to him. We will be rescued, Peter, honest.