Major League

     

Major League1989

Director: David S. Ward
Stars: Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen, Margaret Whitton, James Gammon
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 107 minutes

A baseball comedy and slob comedy rolled into one, this one actually works as entertainment, if not as a piece of cinematic mastery. James Gammon is the has-been manager hired to lead the last-place Cleveland Indians whose owner wants them to lose s… more »


Lou:
[After Dorn boots a grounder] C'mon, Dorn! Get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this olè bullshit!

Roger:
Look, I took one of those in the eye last year, and I am not about to lose my sight!

Lou:
[Unconcerned] I'm deeply moved. Every time I see you play one your hips, you owe me forty sit-ups.

Roger:
What?

[Later on, Roger appears with a contract]

Roger:
Look here, Lou. My contract clearly states I don't have to do any calisthenics that I don't feel are necessary. So what do you think about that?

[Lou grabs the contract, throws it on the ground, and urinates on it before walking away]

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