Mulan1998

[Inside the palace, on a balcony, the Huns hold the Emperor, Shan-Yu drops down from the roof]

Shan-Yu:
Boo. [Shan-Yu steps into the balcony next to the Emperor, to Hun Bald Man #1 and #2] Guard the door. [they walk off down the stairs that lead to the balcony, pacing around the Emperor] Your walls and armies have fallen, and now it's your turn. BOW to me.

[Cut to the entrance to the stairwell that leads to the balcony. Hun Bald Man #1 and #2 come down the stairs and close the door, joining Hun Archer Man, Hun Strong Man and Hun Long-Hair Man. Mulan and company are around the corner]

Mulan:
[whispering] Okay, any questions?

Yao:
[whispering] Does this dress make me look FAT? [Mulan slaps him] OW!

[Mulan, Yao, Ling and Chien-Po walk out smiling, giggling and trying to act lady-like including holding fans and waving fans]

Hun Archer:
Who's there?

Hun Bald Man #2:
[putting down Hun Bald Man #1's sword] Concubines.

Hun Bald Man #1:
UGLY CONCUBINES.

Ling:
[waving daintily, speaking to Yao] Oh he's so cute.

[Hun Bald Man #2 smiles and waves back. Hun Bald Man #1 elbows Hun Bald Man #2. A bitten apple falls out from beneath Ling's dress. He pulls the dress out and turns so as not to expose the loss of figure]

Shang:
[from around the corner putting his head down into his hand] Aww.

[Shan-Yu's Falcon sees Shang and starts to squawk, Mushu from above singes off all his feathers with his fire breathing]

Mushu:
[to Cri-Kee sitting above him] Now that's what I call Mongolian Barbeque. [Cri-Kee rolls on his back in laughter, The stunned falcon doesn't do anything. Hun Bald Man #2 picks up the apple and offers it back to Ling. Ling, Yao, and Chien-Po pull out the fruit they were using to simulate a woman's chest. Chien-Po takes his watermelons and smashes them on the heads of Hun Bald Man #1 and #2. He then smashes their two heads together and they fall to the ground. Ling pushes the apple into Hun Long-Hair man's mouth and kicks him in the stomach causing Hun Long-Hair Man to stoop over on the ground. Ling uses his head to crack Hun Long-Hair Man's back. Hun Strong Guy lunges his fist at Yao and misses, he misses with the other. Yao grabs the outstretched arm and flips him over onto his head. Mulan kicks away Hun Archer Man's bow and knocked arrow, avoids his strike by turning her back to Hun Archer. She follows with a left elbow to the stomach followed by a left upper cut knocking Hun Archer to the ground. She sits on his back and uses the bow to pull his head back]

Mulan:
[calling out] SHANG, GO!

[Shang runs up the stairs and into the room where Shan Yu and the Emperor are.]

Shan-Yu:
I tire of your arrogance old man. [yelling and putting his sword at the emperor's throat] BOW TO ME!

Emperor:
No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

Shan-Yu:
Then you will kneel in pieces. [Shan-Yu draws back his sword to strike the Emperor. Shang runs up in time to block the striking blow of Shan-Yu with his sword. Shang swipes with his sword. Shan-Yu grabs Shang's arm and throws him towards the edge. Shang grabs onto a column and he flies over the edge and uses the momentum to swing back and kick Shan-Yu. Shan-Yu falls to the ground, Shang on top of him. Shang punches Shan-Yu. Shan-Yu grabs Shang and rolls over forcing Shang to be on his back underneath him. Shang uses his knee to hit Shan-Yu from behind as he uses his hand to hit him in the head. Shang forces Shan-Yu onto his back and grabs his arm pulling it behind Shan-Yu's back. Mulan, Chien-Po, Yao and Ling enter the balcony from the stairs]

Mulan:
Chien-Po, get the Emperor.

Chien-Po:
[standing in front of the Emperor and bowing] Sorry, your Majesty.

[Chien-Po lifts up the Emperor and runs over to Mulan who is by a rope attached to a column in the balcony. Chien-Po uses his sash as a pulley and rides down the rope to the ground. Shan Yu watches the Emperor leave]

Shan-Yu:
NO!

[Shan-Yu uses his free arm to elbow Shang in the face. Shan-Yu gets up and head-butts Shang and throws him to the ground. Shang lies limp. Mulan watches Shang fall then she looks over the edge at Ling and Yao now on the ground. Chien-Po runs off the screen out of sight]

Yao:
[motioning her to follow] Come on!

[Mulan looks down at Shang with a worried look. Shan-Yu begins to approach Mulan and the rope. Mulan looks at the approaching Shan-Yu and then down to spy his sword. Thinking quickly, Mulan grabs Shan-Yu's sword and cuts the taught rope. Shan-Yu reaches the edge and grabs for the falling rope unsuccessfully as Mulan leaves the sword embedded in the column and runs to Shang's position. The crowd cheers]

Shan-Yu:
No! [He looks down at the crowd and realizes he cannot find the Emperor among the throng of people] YRRAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! [Shan-Yu turns and looks back and sees Mulan looking concerned, holding up Shang. Shan-Yu pulls out his sword lodged in the column and heads toward them. As Shang sees Shan-Yu approaching, he puts his arm in front of Mulan to ask her to leave and takes out his knife. Mulan slides away. Shan-Yu comes up to Shang, knocks away his knife, slaps him in the face, and grabs Shang by the shirt collar]

Shan Yu:
[yelling at Shang] You.. YOU took away my VICTORY!

[Mulan's shoe hits Shan-Yu in the head and bounces back to her feet. Shan-Yu turns toward Mulan]

Mulan:
NO! I did! [pulls her hair back in a bun so Shan Yu can recognize her]

Shan Yu:
[dumbstruck] The soldier from the mountains... [Mulan runs from Shan Yu as Mushu and Cri-kee arrive riding Hayabusha]

Mushu:
So what's the plan?

Mulan:
Umm...

Mushu:
[alarmed] YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN?!

Mulan:
Hey, I'm making this up as I- [skids to a stop as she sees the fireworks display] go... [Points to the fireworks] Mushu!

Mushu:
Way ahead of ya, sister. Come on, Cri-Kee! [jumps from window onto a black butterfly kite and use the wings to soar over toward the fireworks tower. Shan Yu attacks Mulan, and she shinnies up a pole. Shan Yu cuts down the pole, and Mulan and the pole go through the wall. Mulan jumps up and grabs onto the roof and pulls herself up. She looks across to where Mushu and Cri-Kee are gathering ammunition]

Mushu:
[lands on fireworks using the butterfly kite as wings] Citizens, I need firepower.

Fireworks people:
AARGH! Who are you?

Mushu:
[In a gravelly voice, spreading the kite's wings like a bat's] Your worst nightmare...

[The two men jump off the tower. Mulan pulls herself onto the roof and climbs up to the crest]

Man in Crowd #1:
ON THE ROOF!

Man in Crowd #2:
LOOK!

[Mulan lines up where she is standing with the fireworks tower across the way. Shan-Yu breaks through the roof behind Mulan surprising her. Mulan backs away and searches for something on her person to help her against Shan-Yu. She finds a her fan, takes it out, and opens it]

Shan-Yu:
[His last words before his death] It looks like you're out of ideas. [Shan-Yu lunges with his sword. Mulan dodges to her right and lets the sword go right through the fan. She closes the fan back up on the sword and twists the fan with both hands so that Shan-Yu loses his grip. The sword flies toward Mulan and she catches it by the handle slipping off the fan with her sword movement]

Mulan:
Not quite. [calling out] READY, MUSHU?!

Mushu:
[behind Shan-Yu tied to a large rocket firework] I AM READY, BABY! [He blows fire onto a stick and hands the stick to Cri-Kee who's standing on the firework] Light me! [Cri-Kee lights the fuse. Shan-Yu approaches Mulan. Using the sword as a lever, Mulan lunges at Shan-Yu kicking him in the face then sweep kicks him and he falls to the ground. Mulan picks the sword back up and stabs it into Shan-Yu's cape. The rocket on Mushu ignites and hurls him toward Shan-Yu. Mulan lies flat down on the left side of the roof. Shan-Yu sees the approaching rocket and tries to run, but the sword has him pinned to the spot. The rocket hits Shan-Yu square in the belly propelling him toward the firework tower. Mushu grabbed onto the sword as he went by letting the rocket do the work. Cri-Kee hangs on to Mushu's tail. Mulan jumps back up to the crest of the roof and runs away from the fireworks tower grabbing Mushu and Cri-Kee off the sword]

Mulan:
[while running] Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof. [The rocket rides Shan-Yu into the fireworks tower causing masses of explosions and fireworks to fly everywhere. Mulan jumps near the edge of the roof. Propelled by the explosion, she grabs onto a lantern that is hanging on a taught rope and starts to slide down. She looks down and releases her grip so that she lands on the back of Shang causing the two of them to fall to the ground. Shan-Yu's sword follows and lands on the ground near by.]

Mushu:
[landing and flying backwards on his butt a couple of times pointing at the fireworks] Ah ha ha ha ha. [Mushu's catches Cri-Kee with antenna on fire as Cri-Kee falls toward him] [to Cri-Kee] You are a lucky bug. [Mushu pinches out the fire on Cri-Kee's antenna]