Nothing to Lose1997

T:
News flash, Big Slim: people with big money, they protect it!

Nick:
So you do a little research. Take Quality Design Group, where I work. My boss keeps a ton of cash in his vault, and at night there's only two guards and a personal security system. In this case, I even happen to know the code! But even if I didn't, I...!

[He trails off, getting an idea.]

T:
What? I got a booger in my nose?

Nick:
(imitating P.B.) "Diversify! You can't trust banks, Nick! The entire system could crumble at any second!" That bastard's so heavily leveraged it would wipe him out.

T:
Wait, am I reading you right? Mr. High-and-Mighty's gonna rob his boss? (to the landscape) You hear that, gila monsters? Old Nick Beam here's gonna rob his boss! I say, do you hear that, gila monsters?!

[Nick raises his arms to imaginary applause.]

T:
You know what, Nick? Your wife really messed your head up bad, man.