Small Soldiers

Small Soldiers1998

Stars: David Cross, Jay Mohr, Alexandra Wilson, Denis Leary
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 110 minutes

Here's the pitch: "It's like Toy Story but these toys that come to life really kick butt!" That's essentially it for this breezy popcorn flick. In a very smart first 10 minutes, new toy-company owner Denis Leary tells his crew he wants toys "that pl… more »



Irwin Wayfair:
We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous.

Larry Benson:
How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard, the materials are standard, the mechanicals are standard. Even the... Oh.

Irwin Wayfair:
What's "Oh?"

Larry Benson:
What?

Irwin Wayfair:
You just said "Oh."

Larry Benson:
No, l said "Oh."

Irwin Wayfair:
Err, "Oh" like "That's interesting", or "Oh" like "We're screwed"?

Larry Benson:
No. l mean, hey, whoa, oh. Look, forget the "Oh." I'll go to Legal to start on the countersuit. Alright?

Irwin Wayfair:
The chips. That's the "Oh"!

Larry Benson:
Oh.

Irwin Wayfair:
Yeah. These micro-processing chips, what do they do and where did you get them from?

Larry Benson:
They, you know, micro-process. And they come from the land of "I Saved Your Job." Come on.

Irwin Wayfair:
[looks up the chips on his computer] They were designed for the Department of Defense. [shocked] You put munitions chips in toys?!

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