Spaceballs

Spaceballs1987

Stars: Mel Brooks, John Candy, Ronny Graham, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 96 minutes

Mel Brooks's 1987 parody of the Star Wars trilogy is a jumble of jokes rather than a comic feature, and, predictably, some of those jokes work better than others. The cast, including Brooks in two roles, more or less mimics the principal characters … more »



[Vinnie appears on Lone Starr's video screen]

Lone Starr:
Hello, Vinnie. What do you want?

Vinnie:
No-no-no-no-no. [twitches slightly] It's not what I want, it's what he wants.

[camera shifts slowly to the right to see Pizza the Hutt laughing]

Lone Starr and Barf:
Pizza the Hutt!

Pizza the Hutt:
[belches] Well, if it isn't Lone Starr, and his sidekick, Puke.

Barf:
That's Barf.

Pizza the Hutt:
Barf, Puke, whatever. Where's my money?

Lone Starr:
Don't worry, Pizza. You'll have it by next week.

Pizza the Hutt:
No, no, I gotta have it by tomorrow.

Lone Starr:
100,000 spacebucks? By tomorrow?

Pizza the Hutt:
100,000?! Ha-ha-ha! No way! You forgot late charges which brings it up to, uh... 1,000,000 spacebucks.

Lone Starr:
1,000,000?! That's unfair!

Pizza the Hutt:
Unfair to the pay-or, but not to the pay-ee. Ha-ha-ha. But you're gonna pay it, or else.

Barf:
Or else what?

Pizza the Hutt:
Tell them, Vinnie.

Vinnie:
Or else, Pizza is gonna send out for you.

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