Spider-Man2002

[Peter Parker taking the stairs to the wrestling arena. Watches Bone Saw McGraw fighting the soldier man.]

Wrestling Referee:
One! Two! Three! That's it!

Bone Saw McGraw:
Who's the man?

Crowd:
Bone Saw! Bone Saw! Bone Saw! Bone Saw!

Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for Bone Saw McGraw! For $3000, is there no one here man enough to stay in the ring for three minutes with this titan of testosterone? [Parker is ready for the disguise.] Who? I know who. The Flying Dutchman.

[The crowd boos, Peter is went to the Check-in station.]

Check-In Girl:
Next. There's no featherweight division here small fry. Next.

Spider-Man:
No, no. Sign me up.

Check-In Girl:
Okay. You understand the NYWL is not responsible for any injury you may and probably will sustain while participating in said event and you are indeed participating of your own free will?

Spider-Man:
Yes.

Check-In Girl:
Down the hall to the ramp. May God be with you. Next.

[Bone Saw McGraw throws The Flying Dutchman to the ground.]

Bone Saw McGraw:
Told you! Told you!

Wrestling Referee:
WINNER!!

Bone Saw McGraw:
Next victim!

Ring Announcer:
Are you ready for more?

Bone Saw McGraw:
[Gives the microphone.] Bone Saw is ready!

Ring Announcer:
Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time? If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with Bone Saw McGraw the sum of $3000 will be paid to... [turn off microphone] What's your name, kid?

Spider-Man:
The Human Spider.

Ring Announcer:
The Human Spider? That's it. That's the best you got?

Spider-Man:
Yeah.

Ring Announcer:
Oh, that sucks. [turn off microphone] The sum of $3000 will be paid to the terrifying, the deadly the amazing Spider-Man!

[Peter Parker wears the Spider-Man outfit and gloves. Then the crowd boos.]

Spider-Man:
My name's The Human Spider!

Security Guard:
I don't care, get out there.

Spider-Man:
No, he got my name wrong.

Security Guard:
Get out there, you moron!

[The crowd continues boos.]

Bone Saw's Bodyguard #1:
Bone Saw will eat you up and spit you out, little man.

Bone Saw's Bodyguard #2:
I hope you brought your mommy.

Bone Saw's Bodyguard #3:
We'll break you! You'll need someone to cry to.

[The crowd throws the popcorn to Spider-Man]

Bone Saw's Bodyguard #4:
I'm gonna rip all eight of your feeble legs off one by one!

The Flying Dutchman:
Oh, my God! Oh, my legs! Oh, God. I can't feel my legs.

Crowd:
[Chanting] KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

[Spider-Man enters the ring. The cage starts to come down.]

Crowd:
[Chanting] CAGE! CAGE! CAGE! CAGE! CAGE!

Spider-Man:
Hello? Guys?

Ring Announcer:
Will the guards please lock the cage doors at this time?

[The guard lock the doors.]

Spider-Man:
Hey listen! This is some kind of mistake. I didn't sign up for a cage match! Unlock the thing! Take the chain off!

Bone Saw McGraw:
[To Spider-Man] Hey, freak show! You're going nowhere. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of playtime.

[Then bell starts, Bone Saw running and Spider-Man jumps up.]

Bone Saw McGraw:
What are you doing up there?

Spider-Man:
Staying away from you. That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

[Bone Saw jumps up and Spider-Man jumps down, using the Web-Slinger to avoid Bone Saw McGraw.]

Bone Saw's Bodyguard #2:
Finish him off!

[Bone Saw grabs the chair and hits Spider-Man and again, as he get up, Bone Saw hits again, and again.]

Bone Saw's Bodyguards:
Smash him!

[Bone Saw throws Spider-Man to the cage and again.]

Bone Saw's Bodyguards:
Hit him! HARDER!!

[Bone Saw grabs the whip and about to kills Spider-Man.]

Bone Saw's Bodyguard #4:
Kick his spider ass! Hit him!

[Spider-Man kicks him, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. and Bone Saw is about to kill Spider-Man and he throws Bone Saw into the ground and he pins Bone Saw McGraw.]

Wrestling Referee:
One! Two! Three! That's it! That's it! WINNER!!

Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the new champion, SPIDER-MAN!!!

Crowd:
[Chanting] Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Spider-Man!

[Spider-Man is the winner from the tournament.]