Don Jon2013

Don Jon:
See? This is what I'm sayin; real p*ssy is good, but, I'm sorry, it's not as good as porn. Tits? Great. Ass? Great. Blowj*b? Sure, it's f***in' fantastic in person-if she'll do it. But in real life, if you wanna get head, you gotta give head. And I know, some guys love eating p*ssy, but the thing about those guys is THEY'RE F***IN' CRAZY! Don't get me wrong, I like a good p*ssy eating clip, but from down here, there's nothing good about this. And if she finally does decide to do you the big favor...she's in a f***in' hurry. Now, when it comes to the actual f***ing, first of all, condoms are terrible, they just are! But, you gotta wear one, 'cause, unlike porn, real p*ssy can kill you. Second of all, missionary is the worst position in all of f***ing! The tits lie flat, you can't see her ass-you can't really touch her ass, 'cause she's lyin' on her back. They don't want to do it from behind, 'cause they wanna look at you. Basically, it's all me doin' all the work. Money shot? No, there is no real life Money shot! Real girls won't do that sh*t! You just cum through the f***in' condom! So, you tell me: which looks better? This? [a clip of him having sex with a girl] Or THIS? [a clip of his porn]