Iron Man 32013

[Tony has who he thinks is The Mandarin at gunpoint.]

Trevor Slattery:
Bloody hell. Bloody hell!

Tony Stark:
Don't move.

Trevor Slattery:
I'm not. Look, if what something take it. Although all the guns are fake 'cause the wankers wouldn't trust me with one.

Tony Stark:
What?

Trevor Slattery:
Or do you fancy either of the birds?

Tony Stark:
Alright, you're not the real one. Where is he? (c*cks his gun) Where! Where's the Mandarin! Where is he?!

Trevor Slattery:
He's here, he's here! He's here but he's not here. It's complicated... Hey! It's complicated.

Tony Stark:
Uncomplicate it. Ladies, out. Get out of the bed. Get into the bathroom. Sit. (Ladies leave. Tony fires into the floor near Trevor who is trying to crawl away).

Trevor Slattery:
My name is Trevor. Trevor Slattery.

Tony Stark:
What are you? What are you, a decoy? You're a double, right?

Trevor Slattery:
What, you mean like an understudy? No, absolutely not. (Tony points the gun at Trevor's face) Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor!

Tony Stark:
You got a minute to live. Fill it with words.

Trevor Slattery:
It's just a role. "The Mandarin," see, it's not real.

Tony Stark:
Then how did you get here, Trevor?

Trevor Slattery:
Um. Well, I, um, had a little problem with, um, substances. And I ended up, um, doing things - no two ways about it! - in the street, that a man shouldn't do.

Tony Stark:
Next?

Trevor Slattery:
Then, they approached me about the role, and they knew about the drugs.

Tony Stark:
What did they say? They'd get you off them?

Trevor Slattery:
They said they'd give me more. They gave me things. They gave me this palace. They gave me plastic surgery. They gave me things. (snores)

Tony Stark:
Did you just nod off?