The Jungle Book1967

[as Mowgli sits down near some rock with his head low until hears sounds from nearby bushes. Baloo the Bear appears comes in.]

Baloo:
[scat-singing] ? Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee dee-doo. Well, it's a doo-bah-dee-do, yes, it's a doo-bah-dee-do, I mean a doo-be doo-bee doo-be, doo-be doo-bee doo. And with-- ? [stops singing; he spoked to sees Mowgli] Well, now. [chuckles] What have we here? [he sniffs Mowgli's hair, and Mowgli get really annoyed uncover his head down] Hmm! Hey, what a funny little bit of a-- [Mowgli slaps him in his nose] Oh!

Mowgli:
Go away!

Baloo:
Oh, boy! I've seen everything in these woods. Cool! What have I run on? What a pretty thing this is!

Mowgli:
Leave me alone.

Baloo:
Well, now. [tapping Mowgli's back] That's pretty big talk, little britches.

Mowgli:
I'm big enough. [he starts hitting Baloo in the tummy repeatedly but Baloo doesn't almost notice that]

Baloo:
Ha-ha.. tsk-tsk-tsk. Pitiful. Hey, kid, you need help, an ol' Baloo's gonna learn you to fight like a bear. Now, come on, I'm gonna show you. Grrr! [he starts to dance around and Mowgli too, mimicking Baloo's move] Ha-ha! Yeah. All right now kid, loosen up, get real loosen, then start to weave, weave a little, now move, that's it. Now give me a big bear growl, scare me! [Mowgli makes a barely audible growl] Tsk-tsk-tsk. Oh, boy. I'm talking about like a big bear!

[Baloo makes a growl which rocks the jungle to the bottom and even Bagheera who was walking away all this time hears it.]

Bagheera:
He's in trouble. Why, I-I shouldn't have left him alone!

[Bagheera runs back to Mowgli]

Mowgli:
[angrily growls at Baloo] Grrr.

Baloo:
[anger roars loudly] GRRR!!!!

Mowgli:
Grrr!

Baloo:
A big one, right from the toes.

Mowgli:
How's that?

[Bagheera arrives and sees Baloo is dance fighting with Mowgli]

Mowgli:
[off in the distance] Grrr!

Baloo:
[off-screen; chuckles] Ya, you're getting it, kid!

Bagheera:
Oh, no, it's Baloo! That shiftness stupid jungle bum!

[Baloo and Mowgli dance around again]

Baloo:
Weave about, now look for an opening. Keep movin', keep-- [Mowgli takes some swings at Baloo's nose but misses; laughs] Ya, you're getting it, kid! [chuckles] Come on, that's it! [chuckles] He's a dandy! [Playfully slaps Mowgli on the bottom which sends him rolling around and leaves him knocked out on the ground.]

Bagheera:
Heh-heh. Fine teacher you are, Old Iron Paws.

Baloo:
Oh, thanks, Bagheera.

Bagheera:
Yeah, tell me, tell me after you know your pupil senseless, how do you expect him to remember the lesson, Hmm?

[Mowgli at this time already came to and sits on the ground, shaking head]

Baloo:
Well, I-- I-- I didn't mean to... lay it on him so hard.

[Mowgli gets up and walks to Baloo, though kinda unsteadily]

Mowgli:
I'm not hurt. I'm all right! I'm a lot tougher than some people think.

Baloo:
You better believe it! Now let's go once more. Now, I want you to keep circlin' or I'm gonna knock your roof in again, you better keep movin'-- [Mowgli hits Baloo into lower jaw] Ooph! [playfully falls down] Hey! Right on the button! [Mowgli climbs on Baloo's tail, occasionally tickling him with his feet; laughing.] No. No, no. No, no. Now, you're ticklin'. [chuckling happily; Mowgli starts tickling him deliberately] Oh, no, no, no, no. No, we don't do that here, the chat-- Oh, no, you're ticklin', I-I can't stand tick-- [chuckling playfully hysterically] HELP, BAGHEERA!

Bagheera:
Oh, boy. That's all he needs. More Confidence.

Mowgli:
Give up, Baloo?!

Baloo:
I give up! I told ya. [chuckles] Ooh, I give-- [Mowgli stops tickling him] Hey. [chuckles] You know something? You're all right, kid. What do they call you?

Bagheera:
Mowgli. And he's going back to the Man Village right now.

Baloo:
[shocked] Man Village? They'll ruin him! They'll make a man outta him!

Mowgli:
[he notice Baloo want to stay in the Jungle] Oh, Baloo, I want to stay here with you!

Baloo:
Certainly you do.

Bagheera:
No? And just how do you think he will survive?

Baloo:
[mimics Bagheera, sarcastically] "How do you think he will..." What do you mean "How do you think he..." He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.

Bagheera:
Well, heh, that shouldn't take too long.