National Lampoon's Vacation1983

Clark:
Roy... can I call you Roy? Have you even driven cross-country?

Roy Walley:
Oh, hell yes. Drove the whole family to Florida. Worst two weeks I ever spent in my life. The smell from the back seat was terrible.

Clark:
Ooooh. Ooooh, I know that smell. Roy, could you imagine if you had driven all the way to Florida and it was closed?

Roy Walley:
Closed? Uh, they don't close Florida.

Clark:
I know they don't close the state of Florida. But, you know...when we got here, to Roy Walley World...and it was closed down, Roy. If you had seen the look on my kids' faces. I just went a little haywire.

Roy Walley:
You went a lot haywire, if you ask me.

Clark:
Well, I'm very sorry, sir. And I'm sorry to all these people. I didn't mean any harm. I just want you to ask yourself one thing. If you were....If you were me, wouldn't you do the same thing for your children?

Roy Walley:
No.