Ocean's Thirteen

Ocean's Thirteen2007

Director: Steven Soderbergh
Stars: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Al Pacino, Ellen Barkin
Genre: Crime, Thriller
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 122 minutes

Ocean's Thirteen is a 2007 film in which Danny Ocean rounds up the boys for a third heist, after casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses one of the original eleven, Reuben Tishkoff. more »



Abigail Sponder:
[Feeling a waitress' arm] I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.

Waitress:
I only gained four pounds, you can't!

Sponder:
Sorry, sweetie, but your Body Mass Index is nowhere near where it's supposed to be.

Waitress:
But Ms. Sponder-

Sponder:
Oh no, honey. It's your butt that's the problem. [Smugly walks off, Linus having observed the whole thing]

[cuts to Linus, Frank, Rusty, and Danny talking]

Frank:
Man, you can't fire no waitresses based on appearance, that's just unconstitutional.

Danny:
IF they were waitresses.

Linus:
Yeah, they're actually hired as "models who serve", so that Bank can monitor their personal appearance.

Rusty:
It's a cruel, cruel practice.

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