The Pagemaster1994

[First lines during the opening scene]

Claire Tyler:
[offscreen; in bed] Alan, every ten-year-old is afraid of something.

Alan Tyler:
[offscreen; in bed] The kid's afraid of tuna-fish sandwiches.

Claire Tyler:
Mercury levels in the tuna.

Alan Tyler:
Whatever.

Claire Tyler:
Alan, the world is a frightening place to him right now. I think we could be a little more supportive.

Alan Tyler:
Supportive? I'm the most supportive father on earth, but I'm running out of supportive things to do. I signed him up for Little League, he drove everybody crazy with statistics about how you can develop tumors from being hit in the head with a ball. [offscreen] Did you know that shin splints can lead to blood clots in the legs? Claire, he brought in a medical journal. Nobody wanted to play after that. And now I'm building him a tree house, in a tree he refuses to climb.

[while Alan says the last sentence above, Claire turns on a light and he looks at the treehouse on a dark and stormy night]

Claire Tyler:
You know he hates heights.

Alan Tyler:
I don't know. I just want to be a good father.

Claire Tyler:
But you are a good father.