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Robert Anderson:
[at dinner] What the hell happened to you?

Dale Denton:
Nothing, I'm supposed to be here right now, so I'm here!

Robert Anderson:
You're all dirty and bleeding.

Dale Denton:
No I'm not, I'm here for dinner.

Shannon Anderson:
You have scratches on your forehead...

Robert Anderson:
Dude, you smell like sh*t.

Angie Anderson:
Dale, what happened to you?

Dale Denton:
I was in the woods!

Shannon Anderson:
In the woods?

Dale Denton:
Yeah, isn't that weird? I was... I was in the woods!

Shannon Anderson:
What were you doing in the woods?

Dale Denton:
I bird... watch... I don't. No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean. I witnessed a murder. Ok? I saw someone murder... someone else, and I think they've been following me. and there's a good chance they went to my apartment where Angie has a lot of things. She is her yearbooks, report cards, her cell number is written, and it's on my fridge. so they could then find this house. They could come here.

Shannon Anderson:
We should call the police right away.

Dale Denton:
We can't call the police. The police were the murderers. that's what so flip and scary.

Robert Anderson:
We can't call the police. They were the murderers.

Dale Denton:
They were the murderers. don't?

Robert Anderson:
[at dinner, after Dale told everyone he witnessed a murder] Angie, I swear, you do something or I'm gonna...

Angie Anderson:
So f***ed up.

Dale Denton:
What? No! No, don't let him gonna! No, don't wanna! Look, we gotta get the F out of here. Let's go. We need to begin to prematurely evacuate.

Robert Anderson:
Are you high?

Dale Denton:
What? No. I'm not high. Why?

Shannon Anderson:
You are high as a f***ing kite!

Dale Denton:
I'm not high. Let's go.

Robert Anderson:
We're not going anywhere. I'm coming back in a minute. You know what I'm coming back with?

Dale Denton:
No.

Robert Anderson:
I'm coming back with a gun. You better be out of here.

Shannon Anderson:
Robert don't.

Robert Anderson:
I'm not f***ing with you.

Dale Denton:
Your gun? His gun? Why do you? Don't get a gun. Why would he bear arms? Look, no, we need to go. Everyone, I'm leading the parade.