Megamind2010

Roxanne:
Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown, where we're here to honor a beautiful man, Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years, he's been watching us with his super-vision, saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum. [gestures to Hal to stop filming]

Hal:
Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on-air, that's un-freaking-believable. It's crazy.

Roxanne:
I wrote that piece myself, Hal.

Hal:
What I was trying to say was, I can't believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news.

Roxanne:
Nice save, Hal.