The Santa Clause 22002

[Comet grunts about the lights not being straight.]

Scott:
What do you mean it's not straight? [Comet grunts] Sure it's straight.

Comet:
[grunting] Uh-uh.

Scott:
Maybe your head's crooked. [Comet grunts in protest.] You know, Prancer's not this picky.

Comet:
[grunting] Yes, he is.

Lucy:
Hi, Comet!

Comet:
[grunting; happily] Hi!

[Scott shushes Comet silently]

Lucy:
I've got something for you.

Scott:
Hey, Lucy, what have you got there? [Lucy unwraps out a Christmas-themed Crunch Bar] Oh, you gotta be careful with the sweets: He tends to overeat.

Lucy:
Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?

Scott:
What? Why would you ask me something like that?

Lucy:
'Cause you have a reindeer, and only Santa has reindeer.

Scott:
Nonsense. A lot of people have reindeer.

Lucy:
Name five.

Scott:
Well... most of them live in Finland, but I can't pronounce their names. [Comet stares at Scott] Besides, reindeer are too stupid to make good pets. [Comet scowls at Scott]

Lucy:
Well, I think you're very smart. [Comet licks her, and she giggles]