Trick 'r Treat2007

Mr. Kreeg:
Spike! Spike! Get your ass in here. Are you finished crapping or what? [hears a noise] Who the hell is that?

[Steven kicks the kid to shut up]

Mr. Kreeg:
I've got an NRA membership in my pocket and a shotgun over the fireplace, so get outta here before I...

Steven:
It's me, Mr. Kreeg. Steven, Steven Wilkins.

Mr. Kreeg:
What in God's name are you doing down there, Wilkins? Hiding Bodies?

[Steven kicks the kid again as he grunts from the bag]

Mr. Kreeg:
What did you say?

Steven:
Nothing, its... Uh, septic tank is acting up.

Mr. Kreeg:
Is that what that smell is?

Steven:
I'm afraid so.

Mr. Kreeg:
Then fix it. It stinks like a dead whore out here.

Steven:
I'm... [kicks the kid] ...trying. [kicks the kid again]

Mr. Kreeg:
And keep your kid out of my yard. Goddamn freak.

[Mr. Kreeg heads back to his house]

Steven:
Happy Halloween.

Mr. Kreeg:
Screw you!