Horrible Bosses2011

Nick:
[to the forthwall] The only hitch? I work for this guy, David Harken... who right now is giving me some old sh*t for killing two people. He's a total f***ing a**hole.

Harken:
If that's the case, I'm gonna have to fire Mat, our longtime security coordinator.

Nick:
Ok, I may have been two minutes late.

Harken:
I'm a green belt, motherf***er...

Nick:
What?

Harken:
Yeah. All right?

Nick:
Okay.

Harken:
Now, I know you've been working your tail off for that promotion.

Harken:
But I'm not sure I can even consider...

Harken:
...making you the senior vice president of sales ... if I can't trust you.

Nick:
You can trust me.

Harken:
Yeah, now you sound like my wife. “You can trust me. Just trust me, honey. Nothing’s happening behind your back. Trust me, trust me, trust me.” Meanwhile, she’s f***ing every guy in the neighborhood.