The Big Short2015

Jared Vennett:
[over the phone] Is this America's angriest hedge fund?

Vinnie Daniel:
All right, listen. I got one last question for you. How are you f***ing us?

Jared Vennett:
There's a nicer way to say that, Vinnie.

Vinnie Daniel:
I'm serious. We'll buy your swaps, but only if you say how you're f***ing us.

Jared Vennett:
I'm not f***ing you, Vinnie. I'm kissing you. I'm looking deep into your eyes as I make sweet love to you, Vinnie. I'm handing you the deal of the century on a f***ing platter. What do I get out of it? Easy. I got a $20-million-a-month negative carry. I got bosses trying to pull the plug because they think I'm out of my f***ing mind, alright? We make this trade, those problems aren't so big anymore. And sure, swaps are a dark market, so I set the price.Whatever price I want. And when you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out, I'm gonna make a fortune. But the good news is, Vinnie, you're not gonna care because you're gonna make so much f***ing money. That's what I get out of it. Want to know what you get out of it? You get the ice cream, the hot fudge, the bananas, and the nuts. Right now, I get the sprinkles, and, yeah, if this goes through, I get the cherry. But you get the sundae, Vinnie! You get the sundae!

Vinnie Daniel:
Alright, I buy that. Thank you.

Jared Vennett:
You want me to make you a market?

Vinnie Daniel:
Yeah. We'll take $50 million Garibaldi IV BBB.

Jared Vennett:
Sharpen your pencils. I'll get the paperwork ready.

Vinnie Daniel:
[sighs after hanging up the phone] F*** you too.