The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning2008

[We fade to stacks of meat and are picked up by a stick, which turns out to be Benjamin uses it to feed the locked up creatures]

Benjamin:
Mm-hmm. Snacky-snack. [animals growling] OK. [moaning as the creatures ate the meat] No manners.

Marina Del Ray:
This job is killing me!

Benjamin:
Oh, dear.

Marina Del Ray:
????If I have to watch over these spoiled princesses one more day, I'm gonna BEACH MYSELF!

Benjamin:
Mm-hmm.

Marina Del Ray:
You should've heard that little clawboy Sebastian today. "You're late." [gibbering] IF TRITON WASN'T LOOKING, I WOULD HAVE SQUASHED THAT CRUSTACEAN INTO A CRAB CAKE!

Benjamin:
Mm-hmm.

Marina Del Ray:
[inhaling deeply] Maybe I'm just too sensitive?

Benjamin:
Dip.

Marina Del Ray:
Did you feed them today?

Benjamin:
Yes. Twice.

Marina Del Ray:
And the key? [He shows her the key around his neck, and he continues to shorten her nails] OOH! That Sebastian! I despise him! I LOATHE him!

Benjamin:
Never heard that one.

Marina Del Ray:
How did that little invertebrate get to be chief of staff?

Benjamin:
Chutzpah?

Marina Del Ray:
I want that job. I deserve that JOB! So what if I'm late every once in a while and the girls are miserable?

Benjamin:
Nobody's perfect.

Marina Del Ray:
That's right. Nobody's... perfect. -

Benjamin:
Oh... my.

Marina Del Ray:
Everyone makes mistakes, even... him! [singing] ? Benjamin, I need to find a clue ?

Benjamin:
Or a good cuticle cream.

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? To get myself Sebastian's job. To stage a little coup. A straw to break the camel's back. A teeny dent, a tiny crack. A quiver or a quake. What I need is one mistake ? Ow!

Benjamin:
Oh, so sorry!

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? Just one mistake ?

Benjamin:
Now, color? Sardine Silver?

Marina Del Ray:
No, thanks.

Benjamin:
Orange roughy?

Marina Del Ray:
Not in the mood.

Benjamin:
Rainbow trout?

Marina Del Ray:
Just paint them the shade of clarified butter! [singing] ? Sebastian, Oh, better be on his guard. ?

Benjamin:
So much for my samples.

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? Cause I have some electric chums. And they'll be looking very hard. A straw to break Sebastian's back! A teeny dent, a tiny crack! A dowdy double take! What I need is one mistake! ?

Benjamin:
Uno error.

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? Just one mistake Then... Hello, world! ?

Benjamin:
Oh, my.

'Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? It's Marina Del Rey! ?

Benjamin:
That's right. Three names.

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? I'm the new attach ?

Benjamin:
Ooh, French!

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? Or maybe more Oh, I want so much more ?

Benjamin:
Big surprise.

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? Hello, world! I'm the belle of the ball! ?

Benjamin:
I'm feelin' it. Big wave!

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? I'm the greatest of all the loyal royal big shots! ? [shouting gleefully, grunts] - [moans] - Mmm... ? Work it, Marina! Pouty, sassy! ?

Benjamin:
Pouty. Sassy.

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? From the engine to the chassis! ?

Benjamin:
[singing] ? Oo-wah oo-wah ?

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? Got to, got to! ?

Benjamin:
[singing] ? Oo-wah oo-wah ?

Marina Del Ray:
[singing] ? Get it, get it! Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta HAVE IT! A straw to break the camel's back. A teeny dent, a tiny crack. A mini mighty break. What I need is one mistake. ?

Benjamin:
Mmm.

Marina Del Ray:
after that, who knows? Sebastian's bound to make a mistake, right?

Benjamin:
Not likely.

Marina Del Ray:
Dream killer! [she dips her nails into the bowl angrily]