The Cat in the Hat2003

Cat:
Nice spread ya got here. Humina, humina, humina, humina! [looking at a photo] Who is this?

Conrad:
That's my mom.

[pause]

Cat:
Awkward. Yeah. [puts the photo in his pouch] Yes, this place will do quite nicely, actually. Yeah. Although those drapes are a train wreck. [laughs then sits down] And this is the lumpiest couch I ever sat on. [begins to bounce] WHO IS THIS DREADFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE WOMAN?!

Sally:
Get off her. That's our babysitter.

Cat:
[sits up] What the? "Babysitter"? You don't need one of those, do ya? [picks up a hangar, then hangs a sleeping Mrs. Kwan on it, Conrad and Sally laugh] Lemme get this straight. You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting. [hangs Mrs. Kwan in the closet] I'd do it for nothing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!