Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse2018

Peter B. Parker / Spider-Man:
What was that? Kid electrocuted me– with his hands. [Spider-Man tingling] You're like me.

Miles Morales:
I got some questions.

[Peter B. struggles to break free]

Miles Morales:
Why do you look like Peter Parker?

Peter B. Parker:
Because I am Peter Parker.

Miles Morales:
Then why aren't you dead? And why is your hair different? Why are you older? And why is your body– a different shape?

Peter B. Parker:
Pretty sure you just called me fat.

Miles Morales:
No. No, just–

Peter B. Parker:
You don't look so hot either, kid. Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.

Miles Morales:
Are you a ghost?

Peter B. Parker:
No.

Miles Morales:
Are you a zombie?

Peter B. Parker:
Stop it.

Miles Morales:
Am I a zombie?

Peter B. Parker:
You're not even close.

Miles Morales:
Are you from another dimension? Like a parallel universe where things are like this universe but different? And you're Spider-Man in that universe? But somehow traveled to this universe, but you don't know how?

Peter B. Parker:
Wow. That was really just a guess?

Miles Morales:
Well– we learned about it in physics.

Peter B. Parker:
Quantum theory.

Miles Morales:
This is amazing! You can teach me like Peter said he would.

Peter B. Parker:
Before he died.

Miles Morales:
Yeah. Exactly.

Peter B. Parker:
Yeah, right.

Miles Morales:
Look, I made a promise to him.

Peter B. Parker:
Here's lesson number one, kid. Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands.

Miles Morales:
Peter, seriously– [Thwips Miles' mouth shut]

Peter B. Parker:
Trust me, kid. This'll all make you a better Spider-Man. [Yells as he starts to glitch]

Miles Morales:
Hey, are you okay?

Peter B. Parker:
No, I'm not.

Miles Morales:
What's going on with your body?

Peter B. Parker:
I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension. [Glitches] [Peter B. groans] Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I got a lot going on in my dimension. Like a lot–

Miles Morales:
"With great power comes great–"

Peter B. Parker:
Don't you dare finish that sentence. Don't do it! I'm sick of it. [Glitches] Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid.

Miles Morales:
I don't have a choice! Kingpin's got a supercollider. He's tryin' to kill me.

Peter B. Parker:
Wait a second. What did you just say?

Miles Morales:
Kingpin's tryin' to kill me.

Peter B. Parker:
Who cares about that. Where's the collider?

Miles Morales:
Brooklyn. Under Fisk Tower.

Peter B. Parker:
Goodbye.

Miles Morales:
Where you going?

Peter B. Parker:
When it runs again, I'll jump in and get back to my life.

Miles Morales:
You can't let them run it. I'm supposed to destroy it so it never runs again or everyone's gonna die.

Peter B. Parker:
"Or everyone's gonna die." That is what they always say. But there's always a little bit of time before everybody dies– and that's when I do my best work.

Miles Morales:
Aren't you gonna need this?

Peter B. Parker:
Aw, you have a goober. Give it.

Miles Morales:
Whoa, whoa. Wait, no. Not so fast. He called it an override key.

Peter B. Parker:
There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key. I can never remember, so I always call it a goober. Give it.

Miles Morales:
I need it to destroy the collider.

Peter B. Parker:
I need it to go home.

Miles Morales:
No or I'll swallow it. Don't play with me.

Peter B. Parker:
What?

Miles Morales:
I said– [Thwip the goober out of his mouth] Hey!

Peter B. Parker:
The collider created a portal that brought me here. And I have to get– Did you break this?

Miles Morales:
No, it broke. I don't remember what happened.

Peter B. Parker:
See, this is why I never had kids. This is why I never did kids.

Miles Morales:
Can't we make another one?

Peter B. Parker:
No. We can't do anything. Thanks to you, I have to re-steal what your guy stole from Alchemax… and make another one of these.

Miles Morales:
If I don't turn off the collider after you leave– everyone in this city, my parents, my uncle and millions of others, will die. And you're just gonna go home and leave me here to figure this out for myself? You good with that, Spider-Man?

Peter B. Parker:
Yeah. [Miles sighs] What are you doing?

Miles Morales:
Making you feel guilty. Is it working?

Peter B. Parker:
How could it–? No. No. Look at me. Does it look like it's working? No. No, it's not– [chuckles] Ahh! No! No! No,no,no! Do not let him win! All right, kid. You win. Come on, we don't have a second to lose.