Aladdin2019

[Aladdin rubs the lamp and the Genie comes out of it]

Genie:
Oh, great one who summons me! Terrible one who commands me! I stand by my oath-- Loyalty to wishes three!

[Aladdin stares in awe at the Genie]

Genie:
I said, oh, great... Excuse me. Boy, where's your boss? Help me out here, where's your boss?

[Aladdin stays silent, still in awe at the Genie]

Genie:
If I was gonna talk to myself, I coulda just stayed in the lamp. Hello!

Aladdin:
Um...

Genie:
Use your big boy voice.

Aladdin:
I'm talking to a smoking blue giant?

Genie:
No! I am not a giant. I am a genie! There's a difference. Giants are not real. Where's your boss?

Aladdin:
Um, my boss?

Genie:
Look, kid, I've been doing this a long time, all right? There's always a guy, you know. He's cheated somebody or buried somebody or... I mean, you get my point. Where's that guy?

Aladdin:
I know that guy. He's outside.