Bad Moms2016

Amy:
All the moms in school hate me, and I am a complete and utter failure as a mother.

Carla:
First of all, you're so not a failure as a mother. In fact, you're the best mother that we've ever seen.

Kiki:
True that!

Carla:
You give your kids salad. Your remember your kids birthdays! I mean, I've sat here and watched you wait until your kid fell asleep before you got high.

Amy:
Most moms do that, Carla.

Carla:
That's most moms, yeah. Well, whatever. This is the worst thing I've ever seen you do. You've quit trying. We don't quit! Moms don't quit!

Kiki:
No! Quitting is for dads!

Carla:
Listen, no matter what sh*t is thrown at us, us moms, we have to just... We have to just keep going. Mmm-hmm. And do you know why?

Kiki:
Because we have low self-esteem.

Carla:
No. No, no. It's because we love our kids. It's because we love our stupid, selfish, ungrateful, little sh*t-faces! That's why. We love 'em so much that we would do... Literally anything for them.