Monsters vs. Aliens2009

Missing Link:
So, how was Derek?

Susan Murphy:
[after a pause] Derek's a selfish jerk.

B.O.B.:
No!

Susan Murphy:
Yes. All that talk about us - "I'm so proud of us", "Us just got a job in Fresno" - There was no us, it was just Derek. Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that? I was such an idiot! [kicks roof of gas station, sending B.O.B. flying] Why did I think life with Derek would be so great anyway?! I mean, look at all the stuff I've done without him. Fighting an alien robot? That was me, not him! And that was amazing! Meeting you guys... [gets down on her knees so she can be face-to-face with the other monsters] amazing. [turns to Dr. Cockroach] Dr. Cockroach! You can crawl up walls and build a super-computer out of a pizza box, two cans of hairspray, and-!

Dr. Cockroach:
And a paper clip!

Susan:
Amazing! [turns to Missing Link] And you! You hardly need an introduction; you're the Missing Link! You personally carried 250 co-eds off Cocoa Beach and still had the strength to fight off the National Guard!

Missing Link:
[proudly] And the Coast Guard! And also the lifeguard.

Susan:
Amazing! [B.O.B. lands next to the other monsters.] B.O.B.! [turns him around so he's facing her] Who else could fall from unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch?

B.O.B.:
[points to Missing Link] Link?

Susan:
[correcting him] You.

B.O.B.:
Amazing!

[Insectosaurus roars]

Missing Link:
Good point, Insecto'! Susan, don't shortchange yourself.

Susan:
Oh, I'm not gonna shortchange myself. [stands at full height again] Ever again.