Kung Pow! Enter the Fist2002

Master Tang:
I remember, a long time ago, when a good friend of mine told me that there would be a chosen one.

Master Doe [in flashback] There will be a chosen one.

Master Tang:
Then he told me, of the significance.

Master Doe [in flashback] It will be significant.

Master Tang:
And then he killed the dog.

[Doe groans and closes his eyes; he then farts and a dog is heard whimpering and falling to the ground]

Chosen One:
I now officially know too much. And why are you in bed?

Master Tang:
Oh, you won't even believe what happened next.

Chosen One:
[interrupts beginning flashback] no, please.

Master Tang:
If you insist.