Kung Pow! Enter the Fist2002

Ling:
But Chosen One, I'd like to help you, but I-I-I-I-I-I, I just can't. I won't. Wee-ooh, wee-ooh.

Chosen One He wasn't at the restaurant, do you know where he is?

Ling:
No, I won't tell. Stay, stay and live, live a life with me. Wee-ooh.

Chosen One:
Look, Ling, those curlicues in your hair make me so hot, I can't think straight.

Ling:
You'll never make it. Never make it. Never make it. Never make it, never. Don't you see you can't make it?

[Chosen One grabs her shoulders and is clearly shouting, but...]

Chosen One:
[calmly] I implore you to reconsider.

Ling:
Hmm. Okay. He spends his time on top of a waterfall swinging a chain around. There. You got what you wanted. Now go. [walks off while sobbing uncontrollably]

Woah:
[in a flashback] Remember, avoid the meadow