Mystery of Mamo1978

Jigen:
US Navy. They weren't kiddin'.

Goemon:
Outrageous. They cannot do this to us.

Jigen:
You don't read the newspapers very much, do ya?

Gordon:
Stand up… now! This man is the Special Assistant to the President! [he presses a button, drawing down automated blinds] I said, stand!

Goemon:
Yes, we heard you.

Jigen:
Look. You guys went to a lot of trouble to get us here. Now why don't we just cut the crap, and get to the point. [Gordon plays a taped recording of a conversation between US President George W. Bush and the Soviet Premier]

Gordon:
[clears his throat] Yes, well…

Soviet Premier:
Mr. President, I must protest, in the strongest possible terms, the blackmailing of my administration by yours.

US President:
Mr. Premier, I'm afraid I don't…

Soviet Premier:
Please, don't insult us further. We've been threatened with nuclear attack if we don't hand over all classified research in biochemistry, sitology and biogenetics.

US President:
Mr. Premier, we just lost two communications satellites after receiving similar demands, and frankly, the capability for such strap…

Soviet Premier:
Mr. President, surely you're not accusing us.

US President:
Mr. Premier, I don't know what to think.

Soviet Premier:
What has your intelligence turned out?

Mamo:
Gentlemen, if I may interrupt…

US President:
Who's that?!

Mamo:
My name is Mamo. [Stuckey stops the tape]

Stuckey:
Now…

Jigen:
Yeah?

Stuckey:
The identification of that third voice is a matter of the utmost importance. Not only to this administration, but to the entire world. Please, listen carefully now. [he rewinds part of the tape, and continues playing]

Mamo:
My name is Mamo. I am the living embodiment of intelligence. A prophet… a God to you.

Soviet Premier:
You're a madman!

US President:
He's a terrorist! Whoever he is, what kind of a God threatens humanity with universal apocalypse if he doesn't get his way?!

Mamo:
I heard you weren't much of a student in your school days, Mr. President… but apparently, even the Bible you thump so shamelessly is the reader's digest edition. [Gordon stops the tape]