Mystery of Mamo1978

[Mamo shows Lupin and Fujiko surveillance footage of Jigen and Goemon]

Mamo:
[chuckling] Friends of yours, Lupin?

Fujiko:
Huh?!

Lupin:
How the Hell did they get here?!

Mamo:
Ah, but wait. There's more!

[Inspector Zenigata, with a picture of Lupin, is shown questioning Laozi of his location]

Lupin:
Zenigata! [laughs] He always said he'd follow me into the depths of Hell!

Mamo:
Look. He's interrogating Lao Tzu, the great ancient Philosopher.

Lupin:
Or some fruitcake who thinks he's Lao Tzu…

Mamo:
It is Lao Tzu!

Lupin:
Okeydokey!

[Mamo shows them images of the people he has cloned]

Mamo:
Laugh if you will, but this is the work of 10,000 years. A masterwork, if I say so myself. The leading lights of science, philosophy, art. All under one roof, and all are perfectly real!