The Party1968

Director:
You ready? Action!

[Hrundi sneaks up behind a man and tries to stab him with a knife, he wears a very large wrist watch]

Director:
[jumps to his feet] Cut, damn it! Cut! [very patiently] Mr. Bakshi.

Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Yes, sir.

Director:
Has it occurred to you...that the period of our picture is 1878?

Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Yes, indeed, sir. I am well aware...that that is the period of the film.

Director:
Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware...that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?

Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Yes, sir. I know that. They had not even been invented.

Director:
You got the time?

Hrundi V. Bakshi:
[looks at his watch] Yes, it's... [freezes] oh, my God.