The Producers

     

The Producers1968

The Producers is a 1968 film about producers Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom who make money by producing a sure-fire flop. more »


Leo:
[Screams hysterically]

[Max runs over and splashes Leo with a glass of water]

Leo:
I'M WET! I'M WET! I'M HYSTERICAL AND I'M WET!

[Max slaps Leo]

Leo:
[Pauses] I'M IN PAIN! I'M WET AND IN PAIN! AND I'M STILL HYSTERICAL [Babbles]

Max:
What can I do? You're making me hysterical

Leo:
Get away, you're too close, you frighten me!

Max:
I frighten you?!

Leo:
Get down over there, sit over there!

Max:
I'm sitting! I'm sitting!

Leo:
[Flinches] You still look angry!

Max:
I'm sorry, is this better? [Grins goofily] [In a childish, patronizing voice] Who's my little accountant? Who's my little accountant? Are you my little accountant? Yes you are!

Leo:
[Now calm] Thank you for smiling, that helped a great deal!

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