The Replacements2000

Eddie Martell:
We have a game to win. Nobody can beat Dallas with these losers!

Shane Falco:
[enters locker room] I can.

Martell:
Hi Shane, how are ya, now get the HELL OUT OF MY LOCKER ROOM!

Falco:
Coach?

Jimmy McGinty:
What the hell took you so long?

Falco:
Traffic. [players cheer him on]

McGinty:
Suit up!

Martell:
What?! [To McGinty] O'Neil will fire your ass!

McGinty:
It won't be the first time!

Martell:
This is bullshit. I'm going to put an end to it right now. [heads for the locker room exit]

Nigel Gruff:
Come and get some then! [Pulling his shirt off, spitting into his right hand, and faces Martell] You big fairy!

Martell:
[chuckles at Nigel in front of him but the grin disappears as the whole team moves to surround him.] This doesn't change anything, Falco. I'm an All-Pro quarterback. I've got TWO Super Bowl rings! You'll never be more than a replacement player.

Falco:
Yeah...yeah, I can live with that.

Clifford Franklin:
[refers to Martell] My brothers, will somebody please, PLEASE get this a**hole out of here?