Rise of the Guardians2012

[Moonlight shines down on the Guardians, signifying the Man in the Moon's presence]

North:
It's been a long time, old friend! What is big news?

[A silhouette of Pitch appears in the moonlight]

Bunny:
It is Pitch!

[North pats his belly as if to say, "I told you so" to Bunny and turns his attention back to the Man in the Moon]

North:
Manny, what must we do?

[Under the moonlight, a compartment opens to reveal a large crystal stand]

Tooth:
Uh, guys, you know what this means?

North:
He's choosing a new Guardian!

Bunny:
What?! Why?!

North:
Must be big deal. Manny thinks we need help.

Bunny:
Since when do we need help?

Tooth:
I wonder who it's gonna be. [Sandy conjures a sand four-leaf clover] Maybe the leprechaun?

Bunny:
Please not the groundhog, please not the groundhog...

[Light from the crystal starts to take form, revealing the image of a young, hooded man carrying a staff.]

North:
Jack Frost.

[Tooth's fairies swoon admiringly]

Bunny:
Uh... I take it back, the groundhog's fine.

Tooth:
[stares dreamily at the image, then quickly gathers herself] Well, as long as he helps to, uh, to protect the children, right?

Bunny:
Jack Frost?! He doesn't care about children! All he does is freeze water pipes and mess with my egg hunts. Right? He's an irresponsible, selfish--

North:
Guardian.

Bunny:
Jack Frost is many things, but he is not a Guardian!